i only use this for stalking

we all know i made a dreamwidth account primarily for porn. but damn, is it hard to keep up two journals. especially since i can hardly do LJ. but i was afraid of my username getting stolen and a vast porn migration. oh well, at least here i can have 15 icons. and pretentious japanese mood indicators.

bill's stuff is everywhere. all over. he should be cleaner.

bill and i started watching scrubs recently. i love turk and JD. and i wish i had a friend like that. and then i was like, i do. but i will never get to live with them.

i want to take a bath. but it makes bill angry because i'm leaving for 1 hour...wtf

really. why does he think it's cutesy to say "so, why aren't you doing blank then, too much pron to read?" honestly. why would you think that's funny

*internet dance*

i'm so paranoid. and frequently, when people don't talk to me or reply to stuff, i think that they must hate me because of something i did. which may be true, but it's probably unlikely. and i should be less paranoid.

everytime i watch bones, i love the show and hate the writers. bastards

What are your middle names?
Margaret and David. It sounds like we're amish or something.

How long have you been together?
since 2005

How long did you know each other before you started dating?
maybe a month? I followed brad home and, when he was a bad host, i talked to bill instead. then we watched a lot of movies and eventually started dating somehow.

Who asked who out?
I don't know. probably bill.

How old were each of you when you met?
me: 18 bill: 21

How old are each of you now?
22 and 25

How tall are each of you?
5'7 and 6'3

Whose siblings do/did you see the most?
well...bill's because we don't spend that much time at my house. but over christmas break, we had a lot of fun with my non-blood siblings. staying up late. etc.

Do you have any children together?
god no

What about pets?
no, but only because the apartment we live in doesn't let us.

Did you go to the same school?
yes

Are you from the same hometown?
no

Who is the smartest?
bill. but only because he can remember huuuuge piles of information. i am better at what matters: japanese.

Who is the most sensitive?
definitely bill

Where do you eat out most as a couple?
he cooks mostly.

Where is the furthest you two have traveled together as a couple?
japan. we win!

Who has the worst temper?
probably me. i am too much like my father at times

Who does/did the cooking?
it's all bill. i don't know how to cook

Who is more social?
me.

Who is the neat-freak?
definitely me. i can't stand little bits of trash lying around, dust bunnies, etc. but sadly i'm also lazy.

Who hogs the bed?
who knows. we sleep on the floor. i hog all the blankets though.

Who wakes up earlier?
bill. he frequently calls me lazy because i like to sleep until lateish.

Who has the bigger family?
definitely bill.

How do you spend the holidays?
so far, we alternate. one year, my house, next year, bill's house.

Who is more jealous?
bill.

Do you have little pet names for each other?
only "you're a butt" etc. nothing cute.

How long did it take to get serious?
2 years. it then became very serious. which is confusing for me sometimes now.

Who eats more?
probably about the same.

Who sings better?
me. i don't know how or why.

Who does the dishes?
me. unless i use the cute eyes.

Who snores?
bill. i just pray that i fall asleep before he does. and if i don't, i elbow him until the snoring stops.

Who's better with the computer?
Bill. i suck at computers.

Who drives when you are together?
we usually split it and it depends on where we are. if we're at my house, i drive.

Who is the first to admit when they're wrong?
bill. but really, neither of us do. i'm stubborn when i feel like i never win.

Who kissed who first?
bill: can i kiss you?
me: *doe eyes* of course you can! (inner thoughts: sure, why not?)

Who wears the pants in the relationship?
i'm pretty sure it's me. i will be the absent father who works all the time and bill will be the doting mother who tells me i don't pay enough attention to him or the kids.

Who has more tattoos?
no one has any but we both thought about it. if we could find something we want permanently.

Who eats more sweets?
me. i need the candy to live.

Are you two still a couple?
if we weren't, i'd be worried about the married thing...

alright kids! let's try to be as hypocritical as possible!

i know that i sometimes sound like i'm angry. but i don't get angry with no reason. or over react with great regularity. do i?
if you want me to not do something, you shouldn't do it yourself. and you shouldn't be a jackass.

god.

I have returned safely to japan. and it's a little weird. i really like it here but it's almost like my trip home never happened. i miss all my friends and my parents. and it makes me think that i will end up living near chicago even though i never wanted to just to be close to my friends and parents. i'm glad i'm with bill because i would feel really lonely otherwise. but i also feel like if i could just bring back katie or liz or someone it would feel a lot less weird. i also never realized how much i miss my parents. i don't really feel like i spent a lot of time with them when i was home but maybe i did. the visit was too short because i didn't to everything i wanted to. but at the same time it was too long because i got used to everything just in time to leave again.

one of carrie's friends wanted to know why emo people can't be happy because happy is an emotion.

1. merry christmas
2. everything i do makes bill think i'm mad at him

i got twitter. i hope i can figure out how it works

kino nani tabeta? is the title of the new manga by the woman who did antique bakery. once again, another manga about food. so, i buy it. start reading. and then, about 20 pages in i discover that it is the best manga ever. the two main characters (a 43 year old teacher and a 41 year old hair dresser) are gay lovers. I was shocked and amazed! The teacher's mother is very cute. she says to her son "why haven't you had one of those 'coming out' things for your school?" and he's like..."if i do that, i won't ever have a job again" and then she says "but you're human too!" it was so cute. and that's not even the best. i will explain:
The teacher loves food but he also loves money. so, whenever he sees good deals at the grocery store, he cannot help but buy. so, he sees these huge watermelon out front for 880 yen (which sounds expensive but is actully really cheap) and he's like "sooo gooood. but i'm the only one who eats it so it would be wasteful to buy it." the woman standing next to him is thinking the same thing. he finishes shopping and finds himself outside again, staring. next to the same woman. so, she turns to him and says "do you want to split a watermelon with me?!" and he says "of course, please!"
so, she takes him back to her house to cut the watermelon. she gets out all sorts of food, being a good japanese host and when she turns around, our teacher has watermelon juice on his face, making him look like a pervert. so the woman thinks "aaaah why was i sooo stupid inviting a strange man into my house!!!" and then she starts screaming "RAPE" and he's like..."WTF?!"
while thinking of ways to calm her down, he says "I'm gay!" then thinks why would that calm her down? then he says "I'm a lawyer and my name is ...." and she calms down. then, her daughter comes over with a wtermelon, thinking "i can split with mom!" and she sees this man and is like ? and the mom is like "don't worry, あの人はゲイなの (this person is gay)" then, when the dad comes home, both the mom and the daughter are like "he's gay!" and then, at dinner, the dad says "it must be hard being gay. you must have experienced some trouble" and the daughter is like "don't be so nice or he'll think you like him"

and i'm only on page 50. it can only get better. maybe they will make out.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very High
Level 7 (Violent)	Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	High

Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test

i saw ami and shin. now i miss waseda and lawrence. ami is cute in a suit. what is the song "i kissed a girl and i liked it" jason, help

i went to a sweets tabehodai with one of my friends the other night and she told me a hilarious story. she got to see stephen colbert live at FSU. during a lull in the show, she shouted "stephen i love you have my babies" i looked it up on you tube. turns out it's true. heh.

also, some kid the other day saw me and bill and was like "suge! gaikokujin!" which basically means "coool, foreigners!"

apparently it's a problem that i take baths frequently. if i take an hour long bath, bill throws a little fit. WTF